Movie Download Software Warning – How A Movie Download Software Can Destroy Your Social Life

It has been almost one month since I used my credit card to purchase this particular movie download software that boldly claimed to have more than 80 million movies in their database.

As a matter of interest, the software also had their hairy chest drummed and said that,”We are the fastest file sharing network among all other movie download software that are cluttering the internet right now!”

Even with all the controversial issues circumventing the movie download software industry, I held a single breath and took the chance. And that chance completely destroyed my social life, which I am going to tell you how.

For the last month, I have called in sick six times, came two hours late to work every other day, and have consumed my precious remaining four days of annual leave. I get spaced out for another one hour before lunch and continue to search for other movie titles after that. Actual work starts 20 minutes before the end of the workday.

Yes, I have been called for a performance review at the end of this week; one that I believe will seriously go against my favor.

My girlfriend has started to sign up for yoga and Spanish classes since she has seen me less than 5 times in a month. My cat has started to pee on the carpet, as the litter box has not been cleared ever since I got hooked to this movie download software.

I am beginning to notice a significant bulge in my abdomen area. Although I am praying hard that this ‘bulgy thing’ will not develop into some beer belly of sorts.

All this is happening to my life ever since I have downloaded more than 40 movies, 16 games and 80 songs, all for the benefit of my own personal collection with this particular movie download software. Out of which, 60% are war movies, 30% are epics and the rest are basically comedies.

This movie download software is so destructive that it can completely erase any memories of your favorite movie theater. In a matter of days, you start to forget all the popcorn coupons in your possession. And you finally realize that you do not have to wait for twenty minutes before the movie starts, simply to be bombarded with cheesy and insignificant commercials.

Worst of all, watching movies now means that you can laugh twice as loud, chew your crackers twice as loud and go for toilet breaks twice as much than before.

I am also saddened to announce that I have successfully organized 4 movie marathons over the weekends, earning the coveted title of the Ultimate Potato Couch Master among my faithful freeloading couch pals. My movie download software has unofficially been dubbed as the Invention of the Century (after the television and the DVD player of course).

This is beyond the point of exaggeration as I really hoped to warn other internet users of the detrimental effects that any movie download software can do to your social life, well, particularly the one that I got for less than 40 dollars.